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Joke of the Day
"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws. Credit: u/magneticman245"
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"How many redditors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5/7"
"Thanks for declaring on Facebook that you've found ""true love."" I look forward to watching it implode in real time."
"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."
"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"
"[Computer has become self-aware] Scientist 1: Shit, just like in Terminator Computer: I HAVE WRITTEN SOME POETRY Scientist 2: No, worse"
"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."
"Feminists I'm not sure if this is a repost, but here it goes. Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Trick question, feminists can't change anything."
"Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
"Men, of course we need you. Because, jars."