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Joke of the Day

"I've started attending a self-help group for sex addicts... I haven't got an addiction. It's just a great way of meeting sluts."

"Nobody cares about the Jews Hitler and his men are having a meeting, Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Arguing with a woman is a lot like reading a license agreement By the end, you ignore everything and just click ""agree""."

"Question about The Catcher in the Rye In chapter 5, I didn't understand why the bus driver made Caulfield get rid of his snowball. He was just...Holden it."

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"

"Which chord is essential to every Christian song? Gsus"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away If you have aim, an apple a week may also work."

"What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer..."

"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."

"What do Asian pirates say? ELLLLLLL!!!"