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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? (NSFW) At least a zit waits you're a teenage boy before it cums on your face."

"Studies show that people who start a sentence with ""studies show..."" have no clue what they're talking about"

"Socks and sandals are like condoms There is almost no chance of getting a girl pregnant"

"Was just watching Animal Planet, and get this, hippos don't really eat marbles!"

"Perhaps one day he'll meet his Girl Fieri."

"How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk."

"Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups."

"How do mermaids have babies? Sea-sections"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station, and one's a busty crustacean."

"Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried? Me: You mean after I die, right?"