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"Relationship goals: A relationship"
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"How many cops dose it take to change a light bulb? 5 one to replace the bulb and 4 to beat the room for being black."
"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"
"Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account."
"the average goat is 9 carrots tall if you measure goats in carrots"
"My wife is a magician She turned our car into a tree."
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."
"How many cops does it take to beat up a light bulb? None. That light bulb fell down the stairs."
"You know what they say about men that live in glass houses... They beat their wives in the basement."