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Joke of the Day

"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"

"Here is the best joke ever Donald Trump"

"""Cool calculator watch dude."" ~nobody since 1987."

"Build a man a fire, he is warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life."

"My son also calls crystal meth, ""Cwistal Math""! A-dorable! ;)"

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"

"Have you heard about President Clinton's plan to secretly bomb eastern Ukraine? He called it the ""Donetsk, Don't Tell"""

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"Recent Scientific Discovery: Diarrhea Is Genetic. It runs in your genes."

"Judge: Show us on this doll where the man hurt you. Me: He didn't. But watch this. [I make the doll do a backflip] Judge: Holy shit lol"