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Joke of the Day
"Why do Japanese women love to eat pixels?"
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"What's brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat."
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"MATH PROBLEM: If you give half of your apple to a friend, what do you have? ME (through tears): A...a friend"
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"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
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"I told my SO that now Movember is over they should shave their mustache. She didn't take it very well."
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