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Joke of the Day

"this is a joke consoles"

"""Report Spam"" is the elevator close door button of Twitter."

"Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself Come on, you're bigger than that."

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their cups with change in it at me I get it, you have more money than me so stop showing off"

"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"

"""Balls!"" cried the queen. ""If I had two I'd be king!"" The king laughed. He had to."

"Why can you always trust a bee without wings? Because it's down to earth."

"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."

"So I asked /r/AskScience a question... My post is not yet visible on the forum and is awaiting review from the moderator team."