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Joke of the Day

"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."

"What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat? Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!"

"I don't really like my beard But it's growing on me"

"My Grandpa: killed 17 Nazis and singlehandedly saved his entire battalion in WWII Me: Sits around all day making up stories about my Grandpa"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 30 percent off"

"Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road? He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke"

"My wife is a big Tennis fan and was telling me how distracting she finds the constant grunting noises during the women's matches. I have promised her I will stop."

"As founder and CEO of YOLO Guaranteed, my first product launch will be fishnet parachutes."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"A Muslim, A Mormon and a Rastafarian walk into a bar... No one does anything"