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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy how lost his whole left side? He's alright now."
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"Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time."
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"What happens when you drop a frying pan on a cake You get a pancake"
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"
"Pickles = Zombie Cucumbers"
"How do electricians meditate? Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm"
"When life hands you donkeys, move to a mountainous region."
"I'm thinking of selling my old vacuum cleaner It's been gathering dust for years."
"He died doing what he loved -- screaming for help and punching a bear."