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Joke of the Day

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."

"I know I'm getting old... the other day I walked past a cemetery and two guys attacked me with shovels."

"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"

"i took my dog to the vet he never got dry again"

"What's more illegal than marijuana? My Mexican neighbor"

"Have you heard about the movie director from space? Woody Alien"

"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"

"Where does Trump buy the bricks for the Mexican border? At Wallmart i'll show myself the way out"

"Why is buying a macbook like using a high end prostitute? Because you spend more but, at least you don't get a virus"

"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""