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Joke of the Day

"The Barenaked Ladies have been pulled from the rubble alive, following the Nepal Earthquake. Its been One Week."

"What's the difference between crime and cybercrime? At the moment this joke."

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."

"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"

"If we eliminated, ""Is your car running ok?"" from our conversations, my dad and I would never speak."

"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"

"Started with the tips of my fingers.. We got more into it, my fingers got deeper. She says ""babe take off your ring its hurting me"", I respond ""you mean my watch?"""

"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."

"What did the Alabama Sheriff say about the black man that was stabbed seventy times? Worse case of suicide he's ever seen"

"An app like Tinder that can find me episodes of Law & Order SVU I haven't seen."