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Joke of the Day
"I love you -My Dad"
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"WIFE: [handing me crying baby] will u please change him ME: ok [drives to hospital] ME: hi yes my baby is crying can i get a new one"
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"a beer at yankee stadium is like a monthly mortgage payment in any other state"
"*Evanescence* (Buy two hams!) Buy two hams right now! (I need two hams!) I need two sopping hams (SAAAAVE ME)"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil."
"How do you get over Trump's wall? With the help of a Trumpoline."
"Where does a psychologist keep his boat? on a Freudian Slip"
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"
"so a cheetah and a lion decide to have a race The cheetah wins and the lion says ""you're a Cheetah"" the Cheetah says 'nah you're Lion'"