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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"

"""Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong."" Muhammad Ali"

"Why is CoD like women? Search and Destroy."

"You say a mesquito bit you and now you have the chills, a high fever and are sweating profusely? That's not funny. That's malarious!"

"''Hey, you like water? yes? well I can turn it into wine.'' -Jesus flirting in a bar"

"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."

"doing sports is ninety-eight percemt confidence and two thousand percent talent and three fifths makimg math dudes mad"

"You got the whitest teeth ever come across."

"What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory? A dill-doe"