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Joke of the Day

"He called my girlfriend a whore. So I called him an ambulance."

"I saw a gay midget the other day I thought wow that's a little queer"

"What do you call Floyd Mayweather a month before his fight? Floyd Aprilweather"

"Short and cute giggles. What did the shy little pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder!"

"*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY. HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!"

"What do you call flying jews Smoke"

"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."

"How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes five episodes."

"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"