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Joke of the Day
"I need to find out what my company needs to do in order to get protests by topless women."
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"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."
"This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"
"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."
"I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair."
"I just bought all six seasons of Hoarders on DVD"
"Why did the gingers shoe break Because it had no sole."
"*Condom Co* [ok, don't let them know ur a frog] ""Any ideas how we can make our condoms more pleasurable for her?"" ME: Ribbit ""Genius"""