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Joke of the Day
"I'm 84% less productive in a swivel chair."
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"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"
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"So a priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into a bar. The bartender looks up, hesitates, and says, ""What is this, some kind of fucking joke?!"""
"I spy with my little eye. A kid terrified with my literally little eye."
"A woman runs into the hospital and asks Excuse me, doctor - my husband was rushed in with violent spasms in his buttocks. Where is he? Doctor- ""ICU baby, shaking that ass"" Sorry."
"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."
"Chuck Norris does not eat. Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body."
"As of last night my mom has more Aerosmith tattoos than my sister again. For now anyway."
"why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the ooooootheeeeer siiiiiiiiiiiidddeeee!!!"