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Joke of the Day

"Can someone tell me the exact crime I need to commit to get put on house arrest because legally having to cancel plans sounds incredible."

"What is a terrorist's favorite wine? White Infidel."

"People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio"

"Farted on my wallet... Now I have gas money."

"Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead."

"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."

"Getting a bit worried, is this normal? One of my nipples is a different colour than the other two"

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"98% of all band-aids are used to cover up a child's melodramatic bullshit."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."