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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download & install Firefox up to three times faster."

"How does Harry Potter get down the stairs? By walking. J.K. Rowling..."

"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"

"What's in the middle of girls' legs? Their knee."

"Why are dentists really good hackers? Because they always get root access."

"I used to think i was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure"

"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the ironing in the dark."

"What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable? I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo."

"Where do you send Jewish kids with Attention Deficit Disorder? Concentration camp."