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Joke of the Day
"I have a boat that beats all other boats in races... ... It's a champion ship."
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"I have Tindr hair.... It's messy, dry, and I swipe it to the right hoping for good looking results."
"I hate unoriginal jokes on Reddit..... said the chicken as he walked across the road"
"WINNIE THE POOH: There's a rumbly in my tumbly ME: Use regular words you half naked glutton"
"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile? On Tinder."
"Whoever coined the phrase coined the phrase is a fucking asshole."
"What's the difference between Ant and Dec and lesbian sex? Nothing. They're both just a couple of cunts bouncing off each other."
"Sex with a homeless guy is right up your alley"
"I was screwing this African woman last night, she kept yelling the N word It was really hard to concentrate with her screaming no the entire time"