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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gingers shoe break Because it had no sole."
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"[in bed] Me: got a costume from the Princess Leia slave scene Him: omg yes Me: *disappears to change* *comes back dressed as Jabba the Hutt*"
"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"
"Just been confronted by my next door neighbour, apparently there's been items going missing from her washing line. I nearly shit her pants!"
"What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper? Well an erection of course."
"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."
"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."
"Watching a Kristin Stewart movie. She's being CHASED by ppl who want her DEAD. The CHEESE STICK I'm holding has a more frightened expression"
"What do Trump voters call Holocaust survivors? Mulligans."
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."