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Joke of the Day
"What's a Muslim's favourite musician? Shari'ah Carey"
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"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
"The hoodie & shorts combo outfit, because you almost understand how body heat works."
"There's plenty more fish in the sea But until I catch one I'm left here holding my rod."
"The less people you chill with, the less bullshit you deal with."
"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"
"Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel."
"How do you know if you have skin cancer? You die from skin cancer and come back as a ghost to study the autopsy report."
"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"
"My 1-year-old thought it was funny to put food in my mouth. It was cute with Skittles. Then she switched to dog food."