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"What's white and troubles at breakfast? Cumshot"

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"Why don't black pitchers throw three strikeout in a row? Because they don't believe in the KKK"
"What do you call a half native pirate? Metis"
"Hey! Welcome to Urban Outfitters. Are you a baby-sized woman or a woman-sized man?"
"There was a fight in the Fish and Chip shop the other day The fish got *battered* and the chip got *a-salted*."
"America's new motto If it's worth eating it's worth over eating."
"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"
"A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get? A Netflix original series!"
"I was called a village idiot today which really upset me. I live in a city."
"I just read a book about Bipolar Disorder. One hand I liked it and sent it to everyone I know, on the other hand I burned it and my house down."