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Joke of the Day
"I believe in ten years, gifts for newly born baby would be a SIM card and a cell phone."
Next Joke
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped from jail? A Small Medium at Large"
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"ENTER PASSWORD. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. RESET PASSWORD. NEW PASSWORD CAN'T BE OLD PASSWORD. sets fire to computer"
"What kind of sex do boring people have? Banal."
"What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc? A heroine addict."
"I thought of something funnier than 24 25"
"[office] BUSINESS SNAKE: [dictating a letter] SECRETARY: [just hammering the S key]"
"My girlfriend told me she's going to break up with me if I don't stop with these nosebleeds... So I tell her ""Hey, if you can find better tickets, YOU look for them!"""
"Asked my girlfriend Shanon to tell me which fast food restaurant best describes my dick. She said Chick-fil-A, which was pretty clever, but the correct answer was Wendy's."