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Joke of the Day
"I got a paper cut writing my suicide note It's a start"
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"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."
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"""Well children"" said the cannibal cooking teacher. ""What did you make of the new English teacher?"" ""Burgers ma'am."""
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