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Joke of the Day

"Who was the first underwater spy? James Pond."

"What's Donald Trump's favorite album to listen to? The Wall"

"I went to a Star Wars themed bar yesterday They served everything in solo cups"

"Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger."

"Women: Think of every guy you have ever been friends with. He has jerked off to you. Good talk."

"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"

"My wife and I recently became feminists But since I'm a guy I'm a little better at it than she is."

"What do cow pastures smell like? Dairy air"

"hey look! *picks up a tiny ghost costume off pavement* how cool is thi ew why is it wet? ""dude, that's a condom"""

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"