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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."

"What's the cheat code for Friday?"

"Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer? The singer can have a hit"

"Me: You have to be nice or Santa won't deliver any toys this year. 5: Me: 5: My brother lets me play with his."

"The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face"

"What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?!? Pecan, typically."

"If Apple makes a car, There won't be any windows in it."

"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."