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Joke of the Day

"Sleeping with prostitutes is like making your dog dance with you on it's hind legs. You know it's wrong, but you try to convince yourself that they're enjoying it too."

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"What's the worst thing about being a transgender? Having the women inside of you telling you what to do."
"Did you hear about Taco Bell's new sauce? It's picked-out daily south of the border."
"I bet when Cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one goes ""Man, you're such a Cheetah!"" and they laugh & eat a zebra or whatever."
"Whats a really famous corn? Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars"
"What do you call a dog with no limbs? Doesn't really matter it won't come anyway"
"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."
"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."
"Why doesn't Mr. Jinks babysit his brother's daughters? He hates nieeeeeeeeces to pieeeeeecesssssssss!!!!!!!"