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Joke of the Day
"I've been researching marriages TIL: Death does us apart."
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"The first 36 years of my childhood have been the hardest."
"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."
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"I used to supply filofaxes to the mafia I was involved in very organised crime"
"A man walks in on his roommate, Internet, crying in the other room. When he asks why, Internet sobs: ""Everything I touch turns gay!"""
"I thought I was wrong once.... but I was mistaken."
"The older I get, the more I understand why Squidward is always so annoyed."
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"Boss: Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Me: Not cool, dude. Jan's just pregnant. Him:.. Me: Jan if you report this I got your back."