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Joke of the Day
"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"
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"*sees cars lined up outside church* wife: Is that a funeral or a wedding? me: What's the difference?"
"A vaping hipster aetheist vegan crossfitter walks into a bar just kidding people like that dont exist but I imagine they do so I have someone to hate other than myself haha."
"According to the manual, I can have an extra ten Weight Watchers Points if I start breast feeding."
"Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel? To get laid."
"Me: Got any more of those debbled eggs? Friend: Did you just say DEBBLED eggs? Me: No, I said the right thing..."
"What kind of phone does a molester have? the iTouch. ( lame but I made it up in class when I was like 15 lmfao)"
"Two prostitutes are discussing the hazards of their job One says, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"" ""No, but I've been slung around by the tits."""
"I make spelling mistakes alot and when I say alot I mean a lot."
"What did the suicide bomb instructor say to his class? Now pay attention, I'm only going to do this once?"