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Joke of the Day
"If it wasn't for venetian blinds... It would be curtains for us all!"
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"What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? A phallusy"
"[greeting aliens] Hello, we are the smartest animals on this planet. Every week we give the grass a little haircut"
"I can't even imagine what people did at red lights before cellphones."
"What type of dog is always amazed? A Chi-WOW!-ua"
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"Past elections: Which candidate will most improve our country? 2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge?"
"What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump Pink Floyd actually finished The Wall."
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
"N. Korea ready for war with US, leader tells nation. Come on baby. we are ready."