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Joke of the Day
"I am married to 4 different women And it's bigamy to admit it."
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"Did you hear the last Chris Brown's song featuring Rihanna? It's a hit"
"Reporter: Russell Wilson, do you want another Superbowl ring? Wilson: Nah I'll pass."
"Why are pirates never scared of a storm? Because they love torrents."
"What do you call a stupid person? stupid"
"Garbage day. When you find out which neighbors are drunks by how many bottles they throw out holy shit this one still has something in it."
"What is the definition of ""making love""? Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her."
"Sex Ed class Teacher : any questions? Johnny : which sex position makes the ugliest kids? Teacher : ask your parents. *class fuckin loses it*"
"What's the difference between a blimp and a blow job every day? One's a Goodyear, the other's a fucking awesome year!"
"Without nipples, breasts would be pointless."