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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Who wants to know?"

"Why am I scared of french pastry chefs? They give me the crepes."

"What do you call 10 black guys playing basketball ball? Three on three."

"Chuck Norris can run up a flight of stairs backwards."

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"Anytime I cannot find my kids I just go to the bathroom and wait for them to barge in"

"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""

"So Paul Walker has died.... Bringing to an end the Fast and Furious Saga - they have however, introduced a new series - The Slow and Decomposing too soon?"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face."