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Joke of the Day

"Dear Sharks: You may get your own week on TV, but house cats get their own eternity on the internet."

"Sometimes I like to run through the street making Super Mario sound effects."

"When Catwoman gets older, does she become Cougarwoman?"

"Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted"

"I drank too much over the holidays. I was at the doctor's yesterday and gave a urine sample. It had an olive in it."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."

"Lovey dovey couples look best when viewed through the scope of a high powered rifle."

"Go to JebBush.com He lost his domain and Donald Trump bought it."

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"How do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony? It's not hard."