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Joke of the Day

"Someone once asked me if I was drunk. I said yes. That was the shortest job interview I've ever had."

"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."

"Things you don't say while attending a group for sex addicts. I'll start... ""I'm glad you came."""

"I was dating a midget but it didn't work out. My parents and friends looked down on her. Bonus: It was a short relationship."

"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"

"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."

"Tinder for dudes is mostly scrolling through the mini cards they hand you on a Las Vegas Blvd street corner"

"I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot."

"What is the most religious medicine? The Deacon gestant"

"Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench A man walks up in a trenchcoat and flashes them. The first lady has a stroke, the second lady couldn't quite reach."