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Joke of the Day

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"

"How do you get a blonde on your roof? Tell her drinks are on the house."

"Canceling my subscription!! I'm tired of your issues."

"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""

"My favorite machine in the gym is the water fountain."

"How does NASA organize a party They planet"

"American light beer is like two people making love in a canoe... fucking close to water"

"What did Michael Jackson say at the bank? ""Make that change"""

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"How do you call a homosexual with a boner? Homo Erectus"