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Joke of the Day
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
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"Dear Father Christmas this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson."
"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""
"If I die before I wake, please convince mom this twitter account is fake. Amen."
"What I learned in college: 1. Water bottles are a great way to hide vodka. 2. When your thirsty in the morning you will regret #1."
"I'm a simple mathematician... I see 281x285, I like."
"I live a Sinatra lifestyle. I'm just being frank with you."
"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."
"I just had to clean all the windows in my house. What a pane in the glass that was."
"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."