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Joke of the Day
"How to climb a flight of stairs? Step one Step two Step three"
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"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"Sometimes if you say ""Wow, you're tall!"" to a tall person they realize they're tall for the first time and thank you with cash"
"A joke about rehab and people who think they are better than you...and horses? That horse you're on needs to go to rehab, because he is FUCKING HIGH!"
"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."
"My girlfriend broke up with me because I supposedly"" take things too far"" So I called the police."
"Rick Astley Will Lend You... Any of the Pixar films in his movie collection, except one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"
"What's the worst way to lose your job? By firing squad."