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Joke of the Day

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"Yesterday I was charged with kidnapping... That's the last time I fall asleep on a goat!"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to a store without robbin'."

"Have you heard about the man with no dick ? he came outta nowhere"

"Funny how you go in to get a face-lift to look younger but just end up looking like other women with face-lifts."

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"How many psychiatrists does it... ...take to change a light bulb? 0, the light bulb has to want to change itself."

"Where did Michael Jackson go to college? BringemYoung University"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts!"

"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."