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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"
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"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."
"Legally,It's questionable. Morally,It's disgusting. Personally,I like it."
"How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee? ""Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."""
"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""
"The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun."
"It's a good thing the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles wore masks, or people might have recognized the 4 giant turtles at their day jobs."
"So, 50 Cent is accepting Bitcoin for his new album. Which is all well and good, but if he really wanted to court the cryptocurrency community, he should change his stage name to 0.0007745 ."
"Napolean had a brother But you probably didn't know since they were bornaparte!"
"The Job Interview: HR: So you are bilingual? Me: Si HR: In your native tongue please. Me: Ooga Booga"