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Joke of the Day

"When updating your status, always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out..."

"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""

"ITALIAN FOOD WHAT IS AN ITALIAN LESBIANS FAVORITE FOOD? CUNNINGLINGUINI !"

"There are too many people who could ruin my life by posting a screenshot of a text conversation we've had."

"Why does a flamingo stand on one leg? If it didn't stand on any, it would fall over."

"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"

"ME: Good date? FRIEND: Ok. Until he got undressed ME: Then what? FRIEND: [sticks out pinky finger] ME: Ah. Then he drank tea in a fancy way"

"why are all jewish men circumcised? because jewish women won't touch anything unless it's at least 10% off."

"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"

"So I bought the new cod game. Best fishing simulator ever."