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Joke of the Day

"Neighbor's kid just asked me 2 fix his computer. I was gonna tell him 2 come back tomorrow but I saw the look of ""I need porn"" in his eyes."

"I never know how much to tip a cow."

"In art class I was told black was a shade not a color. That must mean black people aren't colored: they're shady."

"What happens when almonds die? Diamond"

"What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead."

"I was confused the other day when someone told me I can make ice cubes with left over wine. What the fuck is ""left over wine""?"

"A tattered rope walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, are you a lasso?"" The rope replies, ""Sorry, I'm a frayed knot."""

"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."

"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."

"A team of scientists have invented a pill for sufferers of Alzheimer's to take daily. They didn't think that through did they?"