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Joke of the Day

"Funny how you go in to get a face-lift to look younger but just end up looking like other women with face-lifts."

"Hipsters don't sleep with pillows because neither side is cool enough."

"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"

"Dark Humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash."

"Netflix is all, ""Do you want to watch a bunch of crappy documentaries? No?? Well how about if we charged you $9 a month to watch them??"""

"Why do rappers always get arrested? Because he who did the rhyme did the crime"

"I once hung out with Lebron James and Nicolas Cage... ... and they spent the whole day trying to outflop each other. :)"

"Hard tacos are just soft tacos from the street."

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"