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Joke of the Day

"Have you watched the movie about polynomials? I heard the *f(x)* were great!"

"Have you ever played the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom you take 4 Shots."

"What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi? i let women know that i have a jacuzzi"

"Did you hear about the cabriolet driver who caused a fatal accident? He was driving roof-less."

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."

"I got my dog vaccinated... ...I think she might have paw-tisim now."

"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"

"They should make a tabletop game about space marines saving for retirement Call it Warhammer 401k"

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"Why did vegan cross the road? Because chicken came to his side."