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Joke of the Day
"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."
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"I see wed people."
"You can't tell me I neglect my children. Nobody else knows where they are either."
"Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D"
"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""
"Grandma: You've left all your crusts Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma? Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine."
"""I'm gonna get a tattoo that says 'Helvetica', written in Arial. When a woman corrects me on it, I will marry her."""
"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"
"Calm down, Windows Update. I'll restart my computer during work time."
"I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all."