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Joke of the Day

"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"

"Some lady brought a gaggle of pre-teens to the movie, sat them down next to us & then sat elsewhere. I sold them all on the black market."

"I lied and told someone, ""I can't go to your party I have diarrhea."" I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me"

"HI, I'M STEVE'S CAPS LOCK KEY, AND I'D LIKE TO MEET OTHER CAPS LOCKS KEYS. I'M INTERESTED IN BOATING AND HIKING."

"Coworker: got a second? Me: you mean the one you just wasted or another one?"

"I was in the park wondering why a frisby looks bigger the closer it gets And then it hit me."

"A lady got off the train so I finished her crossword. Turns out she'd just gone to the toilet and now she's back and she hates me."

"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""

"I'm not saying your mom is fat but she'd be worth a lot more in the UK"

"What did the winner of the weak muscles competition get? Atrophy."