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Joke of the Day

"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! (Credit to the Pythons)"

"Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25."

"Have you guys heard my joke about elevators? It's funny on multiple levels"

"I've been dating a homeless women recently, and i think its getting serious. She asked me to move out with her."

"I overheard Oedipus swearing like a sailor... ...so I asked him, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

"I just steam cleaned my carpets and wondered how difficult a homicide would be to clean up."

"An Old German Visits the Doctor. His doctor comes into the room with a frown on his face, and tells him he has Lung Cancer. ""Well,"" the German says, ""I did Nazi that coming."""

"How do Religious Education teachers mark exams? With spirit levels."

"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."