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Joke of the Day

"Is milk the best workout supplement? No, whey man! (My first dad joke, im so proud!)"

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"

"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."

"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."

"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? (Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken"

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"

"What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin."

"I've got a new job putting make-up on turds It's pretty shit."

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."