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Joke of the Day
"What did the poet with hemorrhoids say? I'm stuffin the puffin back into my muffin."
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"Does this $2500 electrician bill make my ass look broke?"
"Why don't X and Z get along with Y? Because Y so serious"
"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."
"*I describe my lost cat to the cops* Sketch Artist: *draws my cat* Detective Dog: *adds WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE beneath the picture*"
"The difference between Flute and Piccolo Flute's arms don't grow back."
"A dark, dark joke What's the difference between molestation and rape? You remember rape"
"Make sure your worst enemy is not living between your own two ears."
"How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her."
"I was about to tell a joke about sodium and hydrogen... ...but NaH"