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Joke of the Day
"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? (Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken"
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"Man reading a book: hot Man with a baby: hot Man reading a book to a baby: hold me back my ovaries have exploded."
"Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands! You're welcome."
"How do you get elected president of my pants? By the vote of the Erectional College..."
"Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company? He took a day off"
"I only eat beef raised on marijuana... I like it when the steaks are high."
"My sister-in-law has step-children and that's awful, why won't she use regular stairs like everyone else"
"Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand? She needs the other to moan."
"What does Garry Newman want to be when he grows up? Garry Oldman."
"What's green and not heavy? Light green"