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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"
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"Why did the angry jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side"
"Okay restaurants. Enough with the clever bathroom signs. A simple M and F will do. Sincerely, drunk people."
"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"
"All these Email scams must make it hard for Legitimate Nigerian Royalty to share large sums of cash with strangers!"
"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."
"I had an interview today. The guy interviewing me asked me where I saw myself in 5 years... I told him I didn't have 2020 vision."
"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"
"Two condoms walk into the bar.. One says to the other ""Hey, wanna get shit-faced?"""
"What is an over protective German father's favorite game? Sudoku a game of neins!"