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Joke of the Day
"I've got a new job putting make-up on turds It's pretty shit."
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"Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary."
"What do you call a deaf quadriplegic? Whatever you want"
"Cabin Fever... A man says to his wife, ""Can you tell me something that makes me angry and happy at the same time?"" She thinks about it and says, ""Sure. You got a bigger dick than your brother."""
"What's green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? a pool table."
"I really want to learn how to play the Piano.. .. But it's not my forte."
"What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins."
"What do you call an Optomitrist who is very highly thought of in his community? Respectacle"
"""Do you have any children?"" Hannibal: ""Freezer. Bottom, right."""
"if you want a woman to settle down with you be a cat"