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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer? A: You make my temperature rise."
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"I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth."
"What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"The local news says we can tell there's been a power failure with their new app. Call me old fashioned but the lack of lights tips me off."
"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."
"What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God? Eggnog-stic."
"They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they get paid less."
"What do musicians get after they eat a candy bar? A wrapper."
"What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat? Nothing as they cannot breed with eachother"
"Did you hear about the mute motorcycle gang? They don't answer to nobody."